World Ad-Hock Association of Witches, a non-partisan group, has vowed to "exert mental influence" on the debate. The witches are convinced their dastardly deeds will force Trump to throw in the towel and are rallying the pagan troops in a "call to action."
Here's the witchcraft strategy: When Anderson Cooper asked questions during the last debate, they will chant in one voice "quit the race." When Trump speaks they would say on one accord, "I quit," in efforts to find an opening in Trump's "mental field."
"From the moment we begin our influence, the idea of quitting will dominate Trump's mind," the group argues.
"We will cause no physical harm. We will simply hold up a mirror to him on the astral plane. As we watch the debate, tens of thousands of us will shout the idea of quitting into his mind," Peter Gower, the group's Scotland-based spokesman, told the Telegraph. "This is exactly what part of this extremely dangerous man's mind wants anyway, and we intend to ensure that it happens. It is possible he may announce during the debate itself that he's quitting. But whatever happens, he will quit no more than 24 hours later." Charisma
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